Baking Aficionado Gifts

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

Christmas Dwarves

'Don't stare at his icing.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

"To be honest, sales have been quite disappointing."

Bread - 'That's our new roll model!'

Pie

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

An expecting Oven wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUN

I didn't realise you sold shoes!

Cake Friday!

Fairy Cake

Hot Cross Buns

'Apple pie!'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'It's all homemade.'

Self Raising Flour

"Alright! Lotto ticket here I come!"

Hot cross bun?

Self Raising Flour

No caption (A gingerbread man runs away from an oven on a treadmill in a gym).

Parallel Universes

"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Oh for gosh sake - you've got to figure out what you're doing wrong when making upside-down cake, or you're gonna kill yourself."

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

F&E Bakery. April is the cruller-est month. Any other bright ideas for a seasonal promotion?

Didn't I tell you not to mention shortbread man's height?

'Sure it's easy for you to get girls...you're a stud muffin, not lemon poppyseed.'

Archeology Exhibit. When sifting through landfills, future archeologists will identify the immediate post-pandemic period by the abundant, discarded bread makers.

What kind of pies are those? Lemming meringue. (Published orignally on June 19, 2006).