Baking Aficionado Gifts

'It will cost more, but I suggest building from scratch instead of a gingerbread mix.'

"We aren't so different, you and I. But, for whatever reason, you're a common breakfast snack, and I'm a delectable treat, revered the world over and reserved for special occasions. Helluva world, brother! Just glad I'm not in your paper sleeve."

'No Madam, we won't make you wait all day, we close in ten minutes...'

'Don't stare at his icing.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

Young bananas talking to each other as adult banana gives them cookies: 'I have the best Nana.'

"To be honest, sales have been quite disappointing."

Bread - 'That's our new roll model!'

Pie

"Your mother said that you needed a roll model."

An expecting Oven wearing a 'Baby here, arrow t-shirt' saying BUN

I didn't realise you sold shoes!

Cake Friday!

Fairy Cake

Hot Cross Buns

'Apple pie!'

'Fruitcake, pfefferneusse, we'd like you to consider early retirement.'

'It's all homemade.'

Self Raising Flour

"Alright! Lotto ticket here I come!"

Hot cross bun?

Self Raising Flour

Parallel Universes

"Do you still have a recipe for the low fat rum-bourbon cake that helps you forget your hopes and dreams."

"Do you want brownies or cookies or banana bread or apple pie or peanut brittle or chocolate muffins or carrot cake?"

"Oh for gosh sake - you've got to figure out what you're doing wrong when making upside-down cake, or you're gonna kill yourself."

"My greatest weakness is a cream puff."

"You run away with me, you run away with my family."

'Sure it's easy for you to get girls...you're a stud muffin, not lemon poppyseed.'

Bread Stall

Here's one I made earlier.

Tension filled the tent.

Bakery Window: Cross Buns and Cross Gingerbread Men!