Bakery Aficionado Gifts

'My job is putting the holes in donuts.'

'My bread is broke. Can I get a refund?'

Though generally non-lethal, no one likes to get sconed...

"Biscuits, chocolate cake, cream donuts...Oh...I nearly forgot my slimming magazine."

"You can't define me as a man or as a woman. . . I'm transginger."

"This place has the best happy hour."

Diner.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"Hmmm ... you're right — I forgot the brie."

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Important Food Groups

Flying sauces.

'I have to agree -- the value of pie goes on indefinitely.'

Cake Friday!

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'It's all homemade.'

Coffee shop

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Husband bakes a pie

'If you're out of quarterly earnings, I'll take the assets and liabilities breakdown.'

'You've had enough!'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

'Miss Hartley, implement me a coffee and a cheese danish.'

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

"A little under done?"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."