Baking Aficionados Gifts

"You're losing your everything."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

Self-help videos: Buns of steel & Buns of brioche.

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

Cake Friday!

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

Baking

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

'The following programme contains scones of a sexual nature.'

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

You're the icing on my cupcake!

"They won't even try their palate cleansers!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Now how did she know?"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'The best part about mom making dessert is being able to lick the spoon.'