Baking Enthusiasts Gifts

A Bun in the Oven.

Pies.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Now how did she know?"

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

"How were the kids?"

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

Tension filled the tent.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Frosting the Snowman

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

Cake Friday!

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Baking

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

Husband bakes a pie

'It's all homemade.'

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

Caricature: Nigella Lawson

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'