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A Bun in the Oven.

Pies.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"Now how did she know?"

'...mix porridge oats, butter, and golden syrup...Rurghh!...then bake for fifteen minutes'?! Oh well, maybe next lifetime, Delia...'

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Any time is cake o'clock

I'm looking for a man who can meet my needs - Cream meringue master-chef.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Tension filled the tent.

"'TSP' stands for 'teaspoon' not 'two solid pounds'!"

"Whose turn is it to lick the knife?"

Baking

Cake Friday!

"I've had it with you guys! From now on, have your arguments on your own time!"

6,000 BC: Neolithic Barbecue

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Granny with balanced pie chart

You're the icing on my cupcake!

'It's all homemade.'

Husband bakes a pie

"I pray that he will enjoy my pie..." "The smell's enough to make me cry!"

"My mother taught me about baking. She was a great roll model!"

'When the doctor told you to warm up before exercising, I don't think he meant with hot chocolate and hot cross buns.'

"Made with a little extra TLC – and THC for good measure."

"A little under done?"

Instant Gratification Cafe.

"At this establishment, you can't have your cake and eat it too!"

'I'm sorry but my little boy, Jack, ruined them all today.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

Parisian man eating pastries

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'I'm going to bake you a sponge cake...where do we keep the sponges?'