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'Have you been complaining to the baker about leaving the bread outside?'

'Brown or white?'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Doughboy Dad

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Now how did she know?"

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

A Bun in the Oven.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

"Do you have any marriage bread?"