Bread Enthusiast T-Shirts

'And finally we'd like a fresh loaf of French bread delivered every morning, deal?'

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Two metre baguette

'I should have known, I oculd only ever be just the next best thing,,,' other lover is sliced bread,

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

maria!... Jezus has been playing with the bread again!

I was fortunate as a young baker... I had a good roll model.

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"Wood-oven-toasted rosemary focaccia or traditional baguette?"

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

"But Dear, there were no fat people before bread was invented!"

'More French bread, sir?.'

'Are you just going to loaf around all day?'

'Don't fill up with bread.'

If only man could live by bread alone, we'd make a packet.

A loaf of unsliced bread: The best thing since sliced bread.

'His rolls are out of this world.'

Come dine with me!

"But that was long ago, before we dipped our bread in olive oil."

Out of work baker - I knead your dough

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"If you promise to be very careful, Mommy will let you carry the baguettes."

'I should have known, I could only ever be just the next best thing.' (Other lover is sliced bread).

"Give us today our recommended daily allowance of bread."

Sandwich Shop

Bread quality

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

"Striped-shirt, a faint smell of garlic: jackpot! I think this guy is coming to throw us French bread!"

White, rye, whole wheat or an English muffin.

"He is risen."

Thick sliced loaf...

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."