Bread Enthusiasts Gifts

'Have you been complaining to the baker about leaving the bread outside?'

'Brown or white?'

"Wow kids! You made challahs! Great job!"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'I don't know how much more of this I can take!'

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'She must be good at mixing cement - She's been making rock cakes for years.'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"Now how did she know?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"I'm afraid you may contain traces of nuts."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A Bun in the Oven.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

Early Morning Roll Call.

Sugar Crunchies - Free Dental Treatment.

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Come dine with me!

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

French bread