Artisan Bread Lovers Gifts

"Don't say anything, but these aren't really artisanal bread crumbs."

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

'Been Away?' A piece of bread looks at a piece of brown toast as if it's got a suntan.

'Don't look at me. I'm not the one who puts the measuring cups where I can't reach them.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

Doughboy Dad

"Yuppies! There goes the hood!"

'The body is made up of millions and millions of crumbs.'

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

'McWit, that's not what's meant by carbo loading.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Now how did she know?"

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

A slow Day on the Rolling News Channel

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

A Bun in the Oven.

Early Morning Roll Call.

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Come dine with me!

Baker

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

'Tastes just like my mother's pies because she too made hers from a mix.'

Baker Makes Sexy Dough

'I don't care what the timer says - my nose says they're done.'

'Admit it, dear, you've been keeping sliced bread a secret all these years in order to save our marriage, haven't you?'