Bread Artists Gifts

Doctor and patient, "Quite honestly doctor I feel like a new man"

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"They must be grown-up ducks, because they're eating the crusts too."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Doughboy Dad

Cake Friday!

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

There! I've made my year's supply of zucchini bread! That's kind of a lot. How can you store them all? It's no problem. I just throw out last year's supply.

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

Baking

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

You've been found guilty by a jury of your peers -- You're toast fella!

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"How are we on bread?"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Bakery. The smell of freshly baked bread is the only truly perfect man-made thing on earth.

Baker

French bread

How judicious you are/How thin you spread it

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

Come dine with me!

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"