Bread Artisan Gifts

Baker

"Cheers! Well, this is exciting. I've never had a dinner date with a duck before." "Relax, honey. I'm just here for the bread."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

"It's called geometry, Mum."

Doughboy Dad

"Can I multi-task? As a single mom I'm both the bread-winner and bread-baker!"

Country farmhouse loaf / Inner city highrise loaf.

Corner Bakery ... Bread and Breakfast.

A couple watch apprehensively as six witches fly around their gingerbread birdhouse

'Dorothy - we're not in the health food section anymore.'

'Are you the guy who put gluten in the bread?'

'Look, Mum, those loaves have had some babies!'

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"Marriage is a compromise. I'm sweet rye and your father is sourdough, but we make it work."

"How are we on bread?"

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

"It all began when I was a boy. The aroma of freshly baked bread was everywhere, choking me with it's calm, soothing and nutritious lies..."

'What about the rolls you promised me?'

French bread

Come dine with me!

"See, that's your problem right there - the roof is mostly sugar."

"We got a report that you're rolling in dough."

Toast kidnapper.

"I've invented sliced bread, the invention that will set th standard for all future inventions."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

"Your kneads? What about my kneads?"

"I just dialed 1-800-BAGUETTE."

Baker

In the Works: Eurocheese, Eurobread, Eurowine.

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

The chefs were helping local actors who were tired of having short roles... by giving them a long loaf!