Artistic Baker Gifts

Mock Apple Pie Recipe

A heart shaped cake

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

A resourceful girl, Cynthia hoped to get credit in both Earth Sciences and Culinary Arts with her ozone layer cake.

'You learn how to make dough later. For now, you're on a knead-to-know basis.'

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

Mouse living in a wedding cake.

Cake Friday!

"It's called geometry, Mum."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Little chef.

I LOVE YOU IN ICING

Baking

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

"It's choux pastry, not shoe pastry!"

"Look lively crew, lest we be dashed upon these scrumptious shores."

'If they rise they're scones. If not they're pancakes.'

Early Morning Roll Call.

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

Baker

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Mary Berry

Something beautiful comes out of a big mess.

Adam and Eve and Scott

"Bingo, it's the hippy lady again! She always throws something interesting: last week it was honey-beer bread..."

Here's one I made earlier.

"You're too kneady."

'Mommy has made this astonishing cake just to get you to eat your peas and provide valuable insight for your therapist in twenty years.'

Prehistoric Doughnut Stand.

Birthday Painting

"Oh boy! My favorite! Squirrel cake!"

'It's a surprise present for my husband - He's expecting golf clubs!'

"Why didn't you think of that before I put on the icing?"

Practical Jokers Club

"And over here we have a painting called 'Tuna Melt with Pickles' or 'The Persistence of Appetite'."