Innovative Baker Gifts

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"I'm so proud - she's already learning her shapes."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"It's called geometry, Mum."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Pie Filling Reader

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"No thanks, mom. I don't think I'll have any broccoli short cake."

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

'Snap, crackle, help! I'm lactose intolerant!'

It was then that Cervantes was inspired.

'I made it chocolate so it wouldn't show the dirt.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Not while they're making artisanal bread."

'Propane ran out.'

'The chef is just making your cheesecake now, sir.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

Early Morning Roll Call.

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'Yes, chocolate moose.'

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'And you didn't think there would be any customers for liver-flavored cupcakes.'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!