Innovative Cook Gifts

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Horn of Leftovers

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

Baloneystini

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

All-Candy Seder.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Tzatzikicicle

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"Fridge-to-table"

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fresh pepper?"

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Spatula Conductor

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

Food history: Invention of the doughnut. Why the hole? Always leave them wanting more!

Meat Poultry Fish. Genetically Modified Christmas Turkeys. Order Now. They inserted kangaroo DNA to make a product for stuffing, and octopus DNA so everybody gets a drumstick!

F&E Diner. Special. Eggloo. Tink tink. The "Eggloo" is a frozen omelet!