Innovative Cook Gifts

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

Horn of Leftovers

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

'Mom's baking finally allowed us to diversify and greatly increase our neighborhood market share.'

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Tzatzikicicle

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Fridge-to-table"

"Fresh pepper?"

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

'Propane ran out.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

Spatula Conductor

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."

'Try slicing the bread, Brian!'

The Welsh Rarebit Mchine

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Call me crazy, but I say we give up on medical research and develop really healthy mac and cheese."

Solar Range.