Cuisine Innovator Gifts

"He feels he can do more good working within the system."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

"Mom, I'm at work – let me call you back after I finish stocking milk for wealthy vegans who like beet juice in their meat alternatives so they can still get that bloody effect when cooking without guilt."

"They always throw us stale bread, so I've decided to bake my own, fresh break..."

"The secret of my success is combining eggs, meat and bread in enough ways to make an eight page breakfast menu."

"What if Newton came up with a different idea from a fallen apple."

"I don’t know, Margaret. She looks like the type who makes exotic stuffings."

"We needed to replace our kitchen floor and it kind of grew from there."

"That was a great ideaof yours, chester."

"I didn't invent the wheel. I invented the pizza."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Cook in the cookery section.

''I'm totally committed to simplifying my life. No more shitake jalapeno pesto.'

'Lets all thank Martha for her very innovative 'Hot Dog Crepes'.'

A dozen predictions for foods of the future.

"Can you reinvent the classic grilled cheese for me?"

Skyscraper Chef's Hat.

"I wonder what our self-cooking kitchen has for us today."

'Beat 3,000 eggs and add one quart of 10-30W oil? So much for putting my recipes on the computer.'

"Not bad, but it has a sort of plastic aftertaste."

"Fresh pepper?"

'Propane ran out.'

'Isn't it great? It gives us four times the storage space as a regular fridge!'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"We did it! Barbeque, bacon, cheese and just a twist of kale!"

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"Chef, we've run out of terracotta roof tiles!"

'There are no search results for Pomeranian on the Foodnetwork.'

"I got the kids to try more vegetables by putting sugar in the salt shaker."

'If Darwin had been the cook on the Beagle' 'Menu- its Evolution'.

Swiss Army Stove.

'It's getting harder every day to make a living at this.'

'Do you have a traditional Christmas dinner, but for a lacto-vegan fruitarian?'

"Once he invented the wheel, it was only a matter of time before he came up with the food truck."