We need to agree on name for it. So far we have "yum," "ahh" and "@#$%."
Creative Cooks Gifts
Searching for a gift that celebrates the creative cook in your life? Our curated selection features witty, inspiring, and charming items perfect for those who turn ingredients into art. Whether they love experimenting in the kitchen or cherish homemade meals, you'll find something special to delight and inspire their culinary adventures.
Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!
Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"
We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.
Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.
Children's Feast.
Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.
"I call it 'rage loaf'."
Lockdown casserole
"My only love sprung from my only hate!"
"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."
Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing
Baloneystini
All-Candy Seder.
"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."
Tzatzikicicle
'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'
Writer and his Muse on a cookout.
Picasso
"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"
'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'
"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"
'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'
Blue Blazer Cocktail.
Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!
“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”
Spatula Conductor
Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.
Artist and chiken
Sun Dried Ice Cubes
'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'
Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.
'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'
Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)
Clandestine Cuisine
Creative Cooks Gifts Collection
Creative Cooks Mugs
Explore our range of mugs that celebrate creative cooks—perfect for coffee, tea, or any beverage that fuels their culinary passion.
Creative Cooks Pillows
Find comfy pillows for creative cooks—adding personality and humor to their kitchen or dining space.
Creative Cooks Prints
Decorate with our art prints designed for culinary creatives—bringing humor and inspiration to any kitchen wall.
Creative Cooks T-Shirts
Check out our humorous and stylish t-shirts for creative cooks—great for kitchen days or casual wear that shows off their culinary flair.