Creative Home Chef Gifts

Woman cooking eggs by direct sunlight.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

Baloneystini

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

All-Candy Seder.

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Tzatzikicicle

'I never knew baking was such a violent activity. You have to beat the eggs, whip the cream, and mash the nuts.'

'What a day! - the computer broke down, and I had to cook manually!'

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Go on - they're organic!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

Thanksgiving 2020

Stay at home food pyramid

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'