Home Chef With A Twist Gifts

'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Quartet of chefs.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

Cook in the cookery section.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'Your dinner's in the microwave.'

Thanksgiving 2020

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

Stay at home food pyramid