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'Do you have one with a bigger back burner? There's a lot of stuff I can't deal with right now.'

"I never use the oven timer. The smoke alarms are louder."

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

Quartet of chefs.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

Cook in the cookery section.

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Nonsense, Harry, it's my treat. I'm filing for bankruptcy tomorrow.'

The world's worst restaurant. Now under new bad management.

"I know you're a cat person, but do you have to knock things off the table when we're out?"

'Go on - they're organic!'

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

Thanksgiving Game Highlights

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

Thanksgiving 2020

'Your dinner's in the microwave.'

'How will my turkey turn out this year?' Color