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'It's stew with a difference tonight - I've fried it.'

Home on the Range.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Domestic Goddess.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

How about going easy on the carbs

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

MUSHROOM MASACRE.

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

Flying sauces.