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Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Leftovers Wagon

Lady of the Cake.

Homemade Jam.

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

The 60 Hour Gourmet Recipe For People Who Have Time To Spare And Then Some.

Ten out of ten for effort...

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"The Steak, too? I know it's autumn, but do you have to have EVERY thing pumpkin spice?"

'This is a secret family recipe. Speaking of family secrets, you were adopted.'

Food Cooked. Nerves raw.

'and then stand in dish for two hours.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"...when oil begins shimmering...stir in vegetables and cook until tender."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

The secret lives of household things.

Recipe from the American Cheese Council.

Trends of 2000

The first law of barbecuing. Your tongs will never be long enough.

"No wonder it's not done. You've got it set on grow."

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'For thirty years my mother served nothing but leftovers... The original meal was never found!'

'I couldn't find my measuring cups, so I had to kind of wing it with the stuffing.'

'Yeah, Hon - is the microwave supposed to glow redhot?'

'I've been watching so many cookery shows I haven't had time to make your dinner.'

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

"That is why you don't put 'instant rice' in a slow cooker."

Cooking with mum.

'Step 5. Call the Fire Department.'

"It's just toast, I'm afraid..."

'There's something wrong with the slow cooker. I check it every minute but nothing's cooking!'

'Something new for Sunday lunch today - Corned-beef sandwiches!'

'By the time I'd watched Gordon Ramsay and Jamie Oliver and Antony Worral Thompson...I'd spoilt the broth.'