Homecook T-Shirts

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

Domestic Superheroes!!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Hungry child

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

"Drunk, yet orderly"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

Is that pancake ready yet?

"Really! How many 'How to Survive the Festive Season' articles does one man need?"

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

Baking

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Lockdown casserole