Home Cooker T-Shirts

'If a tomato is a fruit, why don't you get it in fruit salad?'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Domestic Superheroes!!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Hungry child

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Drunk, yet orderly"

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

Party time.

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

"I had to skip my workout."

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Baking

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole