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Baking

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

Domestic Goddess.

"You do like octopus?"

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Soup of the month.

"That's it. We’re toast."

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

Too much cilantro

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Party time.

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'