Home Kitchen Gifts

Baking

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

Counting ribs

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

A slice of bread walks a tightrope between slots on the toaster.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"The following programme contains scenes of a very noisy vacuum cleaner."

"That's it. We’re toast."

Soup of the month.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Frozen Turkey: "I hate to bother you on a holiday but I'm freezing out here. Do you have a heated enclosed space I could rest inside for four to five hours?"

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"....Oh, and the dog's eaten all the fridge magnets."

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

"Microwave to replace gas or oil central heating?" "Yes. Think how cheap it is to microwave a cup of tea!"

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Too much cilantro

"When you've lost fifteen pounds...that's when the refrigerator gets returned!"

"It's the sequel to 'Cooking for One'."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

"The recipe said to let the chicken rest after it comes out of the oven!"

Is that pancake ready yet?

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."