Home Cooking Gifts

"I take it you didn't like my meatballs."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Lady of the Cake.

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

"And for your dining pleasure this evening, we are offering two choices: take it or leave it!"

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Come on, let me see the picture."

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I see you're learning from your mistakes again.'

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

'Even the dog wouldn't eat my homework.'

French man holding a dish.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

'Something moved!'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"At what point did my Boeuf Bourguignonne become a pejorative beef stew?"

Recipe from the American Cheese Council.

Two dogs eating Christmas dinner which they have taken from the oven.

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I'm so glad to hear that your teeth are falling out too, Manfred - I thought it was my mom's cooking!'