Home Cooking Pillows

"I take it you didn't like my meatballs."

"I'm here to fix the lasagne."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Faith-Based Tuna Casserole

"Is this the spatula or the whisk?"

"Both parents work. Neither likes to cook."

'It's gluten-free or free range or something. Enjoy.'

Woman reads Nigella Lawson cook book: 'Add butter to the mixture, remembering to moisten your lips ... whisk for three to four minutes, pouting throughout ...'

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Mum ices cake with 'hands off'.

Lady of the Cake.

'Yes, we are dining by candlelight because I thought it would be romantic. And also, because I didn't pay my electricity bill.'

''Honey!...Have you seen the brussel sprout casserole I made for dinner tonight?'

'We thank you for this food and ask you to protect us from pesticides, additives and preservatives.'

'Even the dog wouldn't eat my homework.'

...If sauce has not begun to thicken after 10 minutes, pour contents back into can and wait for your wife to get home.

"Come on, let me see the picture."

"Ah! dehydrogenated non-milk fat solids with a soupcon of deoxyhydropesane and sweetners...just like mum used to make."

'One piece of toast or two?'

'I see you're learning from your mistakes again.'

'Does this thing get channel four.'

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'

"Maybe you should call Grandma for technical support."

"And for your dining pleasure this evening, we are offering two choices: take it or leave it!"

'Mom, was it one or two cps of sugar?'

A woman looks at greeting cards in a section entitled "New Pie".

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Is that pancake ready yet?

"I couldn't decide what to cook for dinner, so I didn't cook anything."

'Grandma makes everything from scratch! Why don't you ever buy any scratch?'

Pork bellies 3 times a day...cookbook for the commodities investor.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

"I find it hard to give thanks for broccoli casserole."

'When Muriel makes deviled eggs, she doesn't mess around.'

"I hope you're not using any of the canned food I so diligently stockpiled.