Homecook Gifts

"No, dear. This meal isn't undercooked, you just haven't burnt it, for a change."

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

Domestic Superheroes!!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Hungry child

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

"I don't know, kids. I've been a stay-at-home dad for so long it just sort of... happened."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

Martha Stewart Takes Over The Universe

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Housewife feeding her washing machine with a brief.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

"Drunk, yet orderly"

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Is that pancake ready yet?

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Baking

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

"I had to skip my workout."

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

Lockdown casserole