Home Chef T-Shirts

"I take it you didn't like my meatballs."

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'I need a house with more counter space!'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

"Happy thanksgiving!"

Gordon Ramsey's Dog.

'Think how funny this would all be on a TV sitcom.'

Party time.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'You're right, some of us 'gals' are pretty handy in the kitchen.'

"He says there's a clause in the house insurance which stops him from cooking inside."

The multicultural family Thanksgiving...

'I want to give them incentives to try my cooking, but I have to draw the line at medals for bravery.'

'I doubt you will have what I'm looking for, young man - an eye-level grill?'

"It says the box contains all the ingredients needed for a delicious chicken dinner."

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

'I always buy him the toughest, chewiest steak. It shuts him right up for half an hour.'

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

'This should guarantee our friends won't go to sleep watching videos of this trip.'

'Your dinner's in the microwave.'

"Welcome to Mom's place. I'll be your waitress, dishwasher, and cook tonight..."

'I found this message in a bottle behind the sofa. It says, 'Help! Stranded on kitchen island.''

'This isn't half bad, actually - more like four-fifths.'

When it comes to cooking, new brides keep the home fires burning.

'It was the last straw when she threw her lumpy gravy over me!'

'We share the load - she cooks it, I eat it.'

'My Mum's the best cook. She makes a lasagne with spinach and broccoli and it tastes great!'

Mom's Cafe: 'Mom's answer to every ill is chicken soup, so dig in.'

Mankind's earliest ancestor emerges from the primordial ooze, closely followed by a prehistoric species of re-sealable plastic containers.

"Did you manage to get the lid off the brandy, Alex?"

"Honey, will you let the dog in? When your 3-Bean Salad kicks in, I'll need someone to blame."

What's Left Of Your Dinner IS In The Bowl Marked Dog