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'Hoping to help me with dinner, are you?'

"First, break the egg...."

Chicken soup for the stomach.

'Would you like to go out to eat? Or would you rather fix supper?'

'Rabbit stew again?' ( MAGICIANS HAT ON STOVE)

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

'Like death by salad.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"First cook the cake, then apply icing sugar and candles..."

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

"O young, naive one...you must know the golden rule of the kitchen. To avoid the mother of all disrespects...never criticize the cooking of a family elder."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

Is that pancake ready yet?

'As a surprise I thought I'd give the new cookbook a try tonight.'

"It's smells so good, but why do you have to wait so long?!"

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

Baking

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"... Oh, don't worry, I won't 'overcook it'... I hope you like, sushi."

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Lockdown casserole