Home Cook With A Twist Mugs

'It's stew with a difference tonight - I've fried it.'

Home on the Range.

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

"I wanted to plant my own food, but I couldn't find bacon seeds!"

Flying sauces.