Home Cook Extraordinaire Mugs

"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

The Iron Chef at home

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

Ernie likes to fix things around the house. Just today he's fixed two sandwiches, three sundaes, and some microwave brownies.

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

Surprise in the salad bowl

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

I made you a cake!