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"When a man is tired of pasta, sir, he is tired of life. Dr. Johnson."

The Iron Chef at home

"I was with you right up to the cumin."

Come dine with me!

A woman standing beside a stove full of steaming pots and pans.

Lady of the Cake.

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

Domestic Goddess.

''ere - I thought you said your pans were non-stick!'

Happy Knife, Happy Wife

'Sorry, but we're going out for dinner.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

"I'm afraid the challah got a little burnt this week."

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

How to Deal With Leftover Turkey

Party time.

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

'White smoke means she decided what to cook. Black smoke means it's done.'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

'It's just some Pour 'n' Serve, Stir 'n' Blend, Bake 'n' Slice, Mix 'n' Broil and Chop 'n' Simmer.'

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"....And then chuck the whole lot in the dustbin and phone for a take-away."

How to correctly estimate cooking time

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

"Oh we're fine, my husbands just learning to cook during the quarantine."

'It's labour-saving because with this you'll be able to burn my meals much faster!'

"Prepare to meet your maker."

"Nice try, Mom, but I'm going to go with a caterer."

I made you a cake!

"I grabbed it away from Larry and seasoned it properly just in time. It's a rescue meatloaf."

Surprise in the salad bowl

Recipe involving the switching off of the smoke alarm...