Home Chef Extraodinaire Mugs

"Unusual turkey darling!" "Thanks, it's made out of Brussel sprouts!"

Come dine with me!

'I think the salmon is thoroughly smoked.'

'Progress of a bookshelf'

"You do like octopus?"

'Like death by salad.'

Two books: 'The Joy of Cooking' next to 'The Joy of Dieting'.

'Congratulations, dear! Your home cooked dinner was so good you'd think it was an expensive frozen entree!'

"Mommy's going to teach you how to make a hamburger."

Party time.

'My husband made my cake from scratch...even the candles.'

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"It's time you took a vacation, John. I said to 'marinate'... not 'palpate' the liver!"

"I thought we'd eat out on the patio for a change."

'I hope you all like stuffing.'

'Giles is a surgeon who likes to bring his work home with him.'

'Hurry up you guys! I'm about to serve dinner!'

"Was there a photo in the recipe book? I'd love to see what it's meant to look like."

'Dinner will be ready soon -- the submarine sandwiches are soaking now.'

"It's so nice to gather and enjoy a simple home-cooked meal together."

'... But, why do you want me to sign a "waiver of liability form"?'

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

'The kids are on a hunger strike, I'm on a diet, and you're on your own.'

'Go on - they're organic!'

"Ah! The Amazing Mommy and her tray of condiments!"

"I bought you a cook book. Think of it as technical support."

"Happy thanksgiving!"

'It's amazing how many recipes you can find with courgettes in them when you have to'

Scales

Stay at home food pyramid

"Everything I needed to know I learned from my mother - but I usually follow up with a YouTube video for verification purposes."

Making Christmas Pudding.

A man flips a pancake onto a child's head

Thanksgiving 2020

"That's a toaster. It's a tanning bed for bread."