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'What choice do we have? She knows too much.'

'I'm cutting out the middleman.'

Quartet of chefs.

"Should you add more pepper?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'It's her signature dish.'

Cook in the cookery section.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Management wants a word with you."

'..and we thank thee for these bio-engineered vegetables..'

Boneheads! I never said I was bringing ten condiments!

"Monsieur, si vous plaît. I'm sure I ordered the fusilli and not the Fusilier."

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

"I know, I know, every time we come here, I swear I'm going to try something new, but I always end up getting the same thing."

"That's it. We’re toast."

'Before I order breakfast, which way is it to the 'International Bathroom of Pancakes'?'

One Man's Meat is Another Man's Poetry

Kung food restaurant (Waiter flies through the air bringing the food).

"Are your eel rolls electric?"

'I've already been recruited by one of the top fast-food chains in the country!'

"Everything tastes better when it's cooked on the grill."

"And we are proud to say we only use the freshest artificial ingredients."

-'but for a full English breakfast you can't beat Blackpool,sir.'

'So tell me why you think you're suffering from seasonal ineffective disorder.'

"The spoon, he ran away with the goddam spoon."

How about going easy on the carbs

"You're lost. This is Mom's apple pie."

'A wheel? No wonder I broke a tooth. I thought it was a donut.'

"...But ASIDE from that, how was your trip to France?"

Famous Jewish Blues Singer Series.

Advocado

Devil's food cake/Angel's food cake. Delivery mix-up.

"Can Johnny come out and eat?"

'Dial 1-900-Fortune.'

'Perhaps sir would like the dessert menu?'