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'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Quartet of chefs.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

Amy Sedaris

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

Cook in the cookery section.

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

'Needs more kale.'

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

Three Pigs.

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

Noodle exchange program.

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'