Chef With A Laugh Mugs

'I used to think I was the only one kids hated... I don't know what I'd do if it weren't for you guys.'

'I started out washing dishes, but when the dishwater tasted better than the soup...'

It turns out they don't go together so well,

'I think I'll go home and eat'

"No thanks, I'm stuffed."

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Quartet of chefs.

Leftovers restaurant - for that unpretentious dining.

"Do we really need the interactive garbage disposer?"

'If you order...You can digest it in...'

Amy Sedaris

Cook in the cookery section.

'Needs more kale.'

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Alphabet soup

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

"This IS a chicken fried steak!"

The Good Feud Guide - 'Delia Smith does a nice roasted Worrall-Thompson.'

"I've been a chef for far too long...."

Three Pigs.

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

"For supper tonight, we'll have pizza, and cold pizza for dessert."

"Tonight I'm making spotted bass. Tomorrow night, spotted spaghetti."

"Much of his cooking suffers from burn-out."

'It's her signature dish.'

'The two things you cook best are meatloaf and apple pie!... Which one is this?'

Noodle exchange program.

'Uh-Oh... I better watch my legs! There comes a cook - o - dile!'

'Alphabet soup? -- oh, an intellectual, eh?'

'When it comes to our Boef flambe safety is paramount.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'I saw my trainer eating here, and that's good enough for me.'

Today's Special: Cream of Leftovers

'I'll tell you what's for dinner if you'll promise not to laugh.'

'Blackened Fish: Cook until the smoke detector goes off.'