Creative Cooks Mugs

We need to agree on name for it. So far we have "yum," "ahh" and "@#$%."

Ta da! Roasted ants for lunch today!

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

"It's a recipe called no-cook fish chowder."

Culinary Breakthroughs During Social Distancing

Baloneystini

All-Candy Seder.

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

Tzatzikicicle

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

Picasso

"The holiday roast has yams, petters, carrots, pumpkin, parsnips, and tomato. What shall we call it?"

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Diner. We're out of link sausages. Are patties okay? Any pork in a storm!

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

Spatula Conductor

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Artist and chiken

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

Wow. That was a lot faster. (Published originally on October 20, 2011.)

Clandestine Cuisine