Creative Cook Mugs

All-Candy Seder.

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Hole foods

Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

Barbecue Man

Tagliatelle

'Whatever gave you the idea that you could fry eggs with an electric blanket?'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Ben's discovered that using a frying pan for a landing net cuts out a lot of unnecessary moves.'

A Milk Pairing Guide

Baloneystini

"And so I started thinking, what else can I put in a popcorn maker?"

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

Children's Feast.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Tzatzikicicle

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Spatula Conductor

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Sun Dried Ice Cubes

Spiro & Pusho mincing fish in meat mincer.

"And he's a nutritional-support animal, too."