Creative Cook Pillows

All-Candy Seder.

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

Hole foods

Helen was determined to get rid of her leftovers.

'Now I can see why our son's roommates won't let him cook.'

Barbecue Man

"You'll be perfect for this Emeril Lagasse recipe I want to try!"

Tagliatelle

'Whatever gave you the idea that you could fry eggs with an electric blanket?'

Wife at breakfast: 'We're out of sugar - how about chocolate milk on your cereal?'

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

'Ben's discovered that using a frying pan for a landing net cuts out a lot of unnecessary moves.'

A Milk Pairing Guide

Baloneystini

"And so I started thinking, what else can I put in a popcorn maker?"

"Instead of eye of newt, how about some fat of chicken."

Cloud Cuckoo Land, Hamburger bar, "I don't like the look of this Charlie"

We need a new eco project. Ok. Let's get locally grown food into the school cafeteria. What's our strategy? We can start with the potatoes. I'll make the poster. We want home fries.

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

Lockdown casserole

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Tzatzikicicle

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

'It's another cookery programme but It's aimed at children.'

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

Spatula Conductor

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”