Creative Cuisine Pillows

'Oh, sure, it gets the creative juices going, but is it worth the cost?'

"In all my years of teaching I've never seen pizza dough spun into a triangle!"

Lockdown casserole

"Your food didn't melt, young man... this is the soup course."

"I call it 'rage loaf'."

PREPARING A POMEGRANATE FOR DUMMIES

"My only love sprung from my only hate!"

Baloneystini

An experimentalist alarms his guests by describing the appearance of the mushrooms in a dish they have just eaten.

All-Candy Seder.

Tzatzikicicle

'Please, could you me to Polish my diet!'

"I just don't want to be 'that' waffle."

"Well..I think the old Thermograph machine I rescued from work goes a treat with our kitchen units."

"The chef ran out of the shiitake-infused sweet potato au gratin, so he substituted hash browns."

Cat eating fish from fishbowl.

Picasso

Writer and his Muse on a cookout.

"MOUSE FLAVORED CAT FOOD"

"All good things must come to an end...unless I use both of my giant-size super-pots."

'Are you sure you don't have any Indian blood?.'

'Creme brulee! You're the best Mum!'

Blue Blazer Cocktail.

"When Picasso was hungry he would swap a painting for a meal. Times change. I am a celebrity chef..."

Spatula Conductor

Michel Roux Jr

'Let's forget the duck de la margola and order something else!' (man seeing duck fleeing from cook).

"Tonight, we'll be eating hot dogs with a mustard-ketchup-and-pickle purée, accompanied by peas lightly sprinkled with ketchup. Then fettuccine al dente with a ketchup sauce, followed by applesauce maison with a dollop of you know what!"

'It's an acquired taste!'

“I’ve always wanted to learn to swim, but it’s never been more than thirty minutes since my last meal.”

"Our chef specializes in atomic gastronomy."

Chef looking up confused, Waiter behind him with pancake on his head.

'Uh yeah, it's supposed to be like that... it's a... it's a new invention.'