Imaginative Chef Gifts

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Chez Nous Menu

Children's Feast.

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The Origins of Everything

Witch's Brew.

Quartet of chefs.

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

'Mom, the donut is drinking my milk!'

Tzatzikicicle

Cook in the cookery section.

Children's Dream Dinners: Superhero Special

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

I hate it when they order scrambled eggs.

'It had taken some time, but the finding of a spaghetti junction brought immense satisfaction.'

Spatula Conductor

Get me a bottle of house white. I need to clean the stainless steel surfaces.

Salvador Deli

'Home-made pie will be quick, I only live 10 minutes from here.'

'It's her signature dish.'

'Nothing like the workplace to inspire creativity.'

Artist and chiken

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

'I don't know what we were thinking, baking inside a tree...'

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"To be honest it's not char-grilled, it's actually hydrogen-fluoride lasered chicken."

"Neither snow nor rain nor heat nor gloom or night will stop Ed from overcooking the fish."

Comment on food.

'How much gin will I need for three medium size lemons?'

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'It looks exactly like the picture in the recipe book except for the burnt bits.'