Thoughtful Chef Gifts

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

The Origins of Everything

Frank & Ernie's Diner. Special: Scrabbled Eggs. No, sir, it's not a misprint -- Ernie adds alphabet soup.

Children's Feast.

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

Elfian lady grilling on mushroom: 'Summertime in the Enchanted Forest'.

The ecumenical dinner party.

Witch's Brew.

Civilized Salmon

"Give my compliments to the Biotech industry"

"Fair's fair. I cooked the dinner, so you can clean the cauldron!"

Tzatzikicicle

'And it comes with oven mitts, butter, sour cream and chives.'

"I'm starving! How long will dinner be?"

'I'm saving some for leftovers tomorrow.'

Spatula Conductor

'Guys, I think this is one of those 'let it go' moments in life when you have to relax and just trust the processor!'

"Try and push the eye of newt and wing of bat casserole."

Artist and chiken

'Now where did I put my knitting needles?'

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'I'm short of ingredients. What's a good substitute for filet mignon?'

'These are exquisite! You simply must give me your recipe.'

Which came first, the chicken or the egg?

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that,'

MasterWitch

'C'mon, honey... I was kidding! I just burned this steak! It has nothing to do with Global Warming!'

Food for thought vendor serves think tank employees.

Lobster potion.

'You think ideas are contained in food?'

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

"The usual"