Compassionate Chef Gifts

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

The Origins of Everything

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

The ecumenical dinner party.

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

The Nervous Gourmet:Low-Risk Chicken

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"Sure, organic free-range poultry is more expensive, but consider all the guilt you're saving."

Commie Chef.

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"Don't - they'll just spend it on drugs."

Help - "What's in it for me?"

Africa

"We'll be using a pig's kidney in the transplant....Suit yourself, we'll try a turnip, good luck with that!"

"Everyone, stop looking delicious. The vegans are back and that tofurkey jerky won't keep them back much longer."

"I'm worried that not everyone knows I'm a vegan!"

'Sue, the poltergeist has made us another cake.'

Give To Tsunami's Victims.

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

"We give thanks for plant-based meals that spare some of us. . . and those humans who choose these."

"Thank you sir. Here is your receipt."

Vegetarian Society "In the wake of all these health scares we've changed our message somewhat."

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"Our charity would appreciate a donation, but I am not willing to fight you for it."

'Please, give me any book.'

"We're having chicken Cuca for dinner tonight!"

'We wanted to show a much more caring and sharing, less profit driven side of the corporation...'

Paradigms: Gravity - Evolution by natural selection - A watched autoclave never boils.

Blind folded - Please Help.

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