Compassionate Foodie Gifts

Funny how everyone you meet up here claims they were vegetarian.

Food Banks - The Need/The Donation.

"I love this place—its food, its ambience, and its political goals."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"Repent" "Give alms" "Resist temptation" "Pray for me" "Fasting" "Acts of service" "Sacrifice" "Abstain" "You are ashes" "You are dust" "No meat"

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

'I go to St. Patrick's Church, I go to St. Patrick's School, and my name is Patrick. Is it also necessary for me to eat green food?'

The eco club is starting a locavore movement here at school. "Loco" what? Eating fresh food, grown locally. So? So everyone eats healthier and uses less energy. Um � Ok. I'll tell my mom. Who are those people. Locobores.

Waitress to church leader: 'It's your daily bread, Pastor. Remember? You ordered the prayer breakfast.'

"The lobster dinner is thirty eight dollars, or for ten dollars extra you can have him returned to the sea."

"If He didn't want us to eat it, why'd He wrap the whole thing in bacon?"

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

"I'm putting myself through med school by waiting tables. I'll be back shortly to take your blood pressure."

"Since you're into burnt offerings you should come over some Sunday for one of her special dinners."

Chicken soup books

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

"Steak, Richard, is just grown up veal."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

"Why do parishioners only eat half their donuts???" "Partial indulgence."

"How 'local' is the fish?"

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

"Before I serve you dinner, it was in the chicken's last wishes that you watch his video will."

"Excuse me, Father...is the host gluten-free?"

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"You complete me."

'Today's sermon is on the feeding of the five thousand...and I'll be giving you the recipe for that.'

Food Prices and the Ukraine War

'Those wafers are no good. Why don't they have cookies?'

'Of course I followed the diet religiously. I do everything religiously.'

'I enjoyed the deviled ham, the deviled eggs and the devil's food cake, but we need a menu more in tune with our mission.'

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

"Eating junk food may make you feel young at heart, but it isn't making your heart feel young."

"A large portion of every meal is donated to charity."