Emotional Chef Gifts

Me Multitasking

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Come and get it!'

Tzatzikicicle

Onion Tears

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Chicken soup books

Ice Cream Flavors

Cooking With Pollock.

Christmas Canapes

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Spatula Conductor

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

Artist and chiken

"You're too kneady."

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

Who wants to lick the swatters.

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

'This steak isn't very tender.'