Emotional Chef Pillows

Me Multitasking

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

'I'm a vegetarian.' - 'If it's so wrong to eat animals, why are they made out of meat?'

"How about we write a song combining Brexit with unrequited love?"

'Come and get it!'

Tzatzikicicle

Onion Tears

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

Chicken soup books

Ice Cream Flavors

Christmas Canapes

Spatula Conductor

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

Artist and chiken

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

"I broke off the relationship, then came the endless reminders, the sad letters and emails...It's tough cancelling a subscription."

"She can't take any constructive criticism."

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

'But who comforts the comfort food? I'll tell you who: NOBODY.'

"For the next Christmas party pot luck, let's skip the finger foods."

"You came up in therapy this morning."

"She'll only eat it if I cut it up in cloverleaf shapes, serve it on a blue plate, and do a little dance as I serve it."

'Do try our jailhouse rock cake.'

The Many Moods of Produce: Bitter Melon, Passion Fruit, Sour Cherries, Sweet Potato.

'This steak isn't very tender.'

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'

'Alien autopsy!'