Sentimental Cook Pillows

'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Witch's Brew.

Ten out of ten for effort...

Onion Tears

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

"Namasteak"

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

Chicken soup books

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"How nice. A truffle."

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'It's her signature dish.'

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

Beard helper

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

Commie Chef.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

Frozen Fish

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.

'Regardez - even le grand Escoffier cries quand il slices les onions.'