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'Not only do you need a good dish to win on this cooking show, you need a good story!'

'Muriel's philosophy is that what happens in the kitchen, stays in the kitchen.'

Before getting a basketball scholarship, Jack worked at a pancake house.

Witch's Brew.

Ten out of ten for effort...

Onion Tears

Chicken soup books

"Wait a minute- these are just the ten commandments of perfect mashed potatoes."

"Namasteak"

'Hello, Ebeneezer! It's me - the ghost of coming dinner!'

Where cronuts come from.

"Where did you say you went to culinary school?"

"You think you're so damn Cordon Bleu!"

"How nice. A truffle."

Aiiiii! Fat! Cholesterol! Food!

"Patience, you can have it back in a minute..."

'It's her signature dish.'

Toast with faces popped up from toaster.

'Women cook to feed the soul...men cook to feed the ego.'

"I'm making 'libido helper' for dinner!"

I never had a pony, Dr. Kapuchnik. Get over it, Al. Tastes like chicken.

Beard helper

'This is Muriel's kitchen, where the magic happens -- you know, Voodoo and stuff like that.'

Roger wouldn't prepare any meal without first consulting his pie chart.

'I'm a very busy man - this way I am able to hunt and cook at the same time.'

'What a wonderful evening, Chuck - candlelight, soft music and my favourite feed.'

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

Commie Chef.

"Not the Verity Brewster? The Verity Brewster who invented sweet-potato casserole with marshmallows on top?"

'Add three eggs, a pinch of salt, two ounces of olive oil and the phone number of a local pizza in delivery in case this recipe doesn't work out.'

"Keep that recipe handy. The police might want it as evidence."

Frozen Fish

'I feel so proud. Dad says my cooking is just like Mum's.'

"I never remember, do you brine before or after you get attached to him."

We were asked to insure them against poisoning their guests.