Emotional Foodie T-Shirts

Chicken soup books

"Stephen and I are today's special."

"You're the lid to my pot."

"I just finished your manuscript and I found the ending delicious."

Heavy man sees 'Comfort Food' aisle

Pasta

'Hard to follow...'

"Bill just does celebrity cook-books these days, that's where the real money is."

Never write a sonnet on an empty stomach

Al Dante

'You're my anti-oxidant!'

Man with a pizza in 'Lover's Lane.'

"No matter how much gelato, pizza and tiramisu I eat, I gain weight. This Mediterranean diet just isn't working."

How do I love thee? Let me count the ways … Open Mike Night Presents Sadie Cohen. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height my ladle can reach … When feeling hungry for the crunch of crouton and ideal lettuce. I love thee to the level of every day's most quiet need ... by cheesy bread and chicken wing. I love thee freely, as men strive for right. I eat of thee freely, and then, at four, 'tis goodnight. O Sizzler salad bar, how do I love thee? I'm hungry.

Where cronuts come from.

"Can you recommend a nice red wine that goes well with a broken heart?"

''Romantic'? No -- but it makes me feel like having a CROISSANT!'

Ice Cream Flavors

'Would that be rare, or medium rare?'

"Pardon, I should have been more specific...is everything all right with THE MEAL?"

Empty landscape containing food and stationery.

"You complete me."

"Eating huge amounts of chocolate sometimes helps."

It's National Pie Day! Let's celebrate.

'Alice are you dating me only because you don't feel like cooking?'

Adam and Eve and Scott

"You're too kneady."

'Food has replaced sex in my life. Now I can't even get into my own pants.'

"If music be the food of love, this is rap."

"Sometimes I come up here and think about the great meals I've eaten."

Saturn Devouring His Feelings

"Omigod! It's the breakfast I made him for his birthday!"

"I used to come here to browse. Now I graze."

"We're looking for that wine that got away."

"Tonight, you're dessert!"